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Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots is the fourth film game designed, produced, written and directed by Hideo Kojima in the Metal Gear Solid line of releases. It was the first game I’d ever bothered to pre-order, I’d…
Fuck off. Pros: Using the disc to scare crows out your garden, makeshift frisbee, classy coaster, mini mirror, can be used to inspect your hemorrhoids. Sometimes the game crashes and you don’t have to play anymore. Can easily be confused with…
It’s Halloween! Or it was when I started writing this. If, like me, you hate dressing up because it’s biased against the overweight and bearded, you’ll want something to keep you occupied whilst everyone else is “having fun” or “falling…
Fuck Dead Island.
Ok, this really isn’t retro, but I played it, and thought i’d review it.